How to Deal with a Charging Bull

Let’s keep piling on the Mad Libs because if you can think of anything better to do – you’d be lying! Oh my god, I cannot get the image of someone holding a volleyball up to their face to hide from a charging bull. Aaahahaha! Because you can never be too old for laughing at…

#SpeakAmerican

Over the weekend, some guys played football and commercials aired during the breaks. It happens every year during a ritual called “The Superbowl”. I’m still learning about it, clearly. One of the commercials aired was from the corporate giant, Coca-cola, which featured a few different people singing part of America the Beautiful in a few…

You’re a racist.

I’ve thought a bit about how feasible it might be to live in a world free of racism or various other isms. Optimists would hope that it is achievable as more people have access to better education and communication with people who are from different backgrounds. Pessimists might assume that if people stop making assumptions…

Letter from Camp

More Mad Libs fun! Because you can never be too old for laughing at silly nonsense stories. The rules of the game are simple: Find a Mad Libs generator site. Open Wikipedia. Click “Random” to go to a random article. Your word must be closely related to the topic of the article. http://www.madglibs.com/ ………………………………………………………………………………………… Dear Aunt…

Personal Ad

Because you can never be too old for laughing at silly nonsense stories. The rules of the game are simple: Find a Mad Libs generator site. Open Wikipedia. Click “Random” to go to a random article. Your word must be closely related to the topic of the article. http://www.madglibs.com/ ………………………………………………………………………………………… Adj: Val Kilmer – Washed…

The Lion Tamer is out

As I continue my furious pace of editing stories I’ve written and squirreled away, I’ve uploaded a novelette that carries significant meaning to me. This story is based on a recurring nightmare that my husband had a year or two ago. The characters are loosely based on me and my husband and the tension reflects…

Victoria Estevez debuts on Amazon

This series started as a series of jokes between me and my husband. Since I was a teenager, I have always liked the shocked reactions I could get by telling the filthiest, raunchiest story ever. I used to write fanfiction stories on fanfiction.net that were so raunchy, they had readers laughing and offended at the…

Jesus: The Modern Day Horus

Since I came down the the plague recently, I decided that I would spend my last few hours alive watching Zeitgeist. I like saying the word, but I knew approximately nothing about it beside the title and the existence of a show by the same name on Current TV. Turns out, it’s about religion and…

Murder and Mayhem for sale on Amazon

I have a few projects in the works that I’m getting around to publishing, but I’ve decided to publish one of my earlier manuscripts, Murder and Mayhem. The idea behind it was to purposefully create doubt in the reader’s mind so that it was never clear who the killer was or if there even was…

Honesty is the Best Policy.

Everyone I know has grown up hearing that. It’s the moral of so many stories like The Boy who Cried Wolf, Pinnochio, The Honest Woodcutter, and a horribly misguided story about Santa Vs. … Satan in a leotard? In fact, most children’s stories have a part of the story where a character tells a lie…