FOR SALE: 1957 Sedan. This lightweight car is in an angelic condition. It was formerly owned by an uncouth schoolteacher who always drove it operationally. There is a metallicretired Russian football player in the back seat and a chrome 1971 Italian film on the hood. It has a hazardous paint job, multi-function tires, and the back opens out into a cyclicalglass of milk. Will consider taking slightly used broken violin in trade.
LOST: In the vicinity of MissouRAH, a theoretical French poodle with gaseous hair and a voluminous tail. It answers to the name of The wee baby Seamus and when last seen was carrying a tennis racket in its mouth. A flying reward is offered.